"I smoked a lot of pot when I was in high school. But it wasn’t fun because it made me so friggin’ paranoid. All my friends would come over and we’d go out to my garage and smoke grass. I used to get Mexican. I’d go over to my friend’s house and cop from his older brother. His older brother was in college and he was a big, fat, white Jewish guy who’d be lying naked on his bed liked a beached whale wearing a sombrero while reading Penthouse and playing with himself. This guy had the smallest penis I’d ever seen, even smaller than mine. We had to buy our marijuana from this fat naked guy. It was a disgusting experience."
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